Mantras Gifts

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

Fish being eaten, thinking 'Never look back.'

"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"Dogs are men."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Enlightened Cursing

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

"More aphorisms, please!"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

"That's your advice, 'Look before you leap'?"

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

"Is something bothering you?"

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

'It's always darkest just before Dawn.'

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

"Hey, I'm a platypus. I like platitudes."

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

"I can't see the food for the peas."

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'