Mantra Modifier Gifts

'I hate school shopping! I hate school shopping! I hate. . . School shopping probably won't kill me. . . school shopping probably won't kill me.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

Enlightened Cursing

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"Is something bothering you?"

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Chicken Affirmations

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"Okay, I've centred myself. Now what?"

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Shape up

'I used to take life one day at a time. Now I take it one crisis at a time.'

'Mismatched Mantras'

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

"Oom..."

Why Me? - Why Not?

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

"That's my new mantra. . . 'woulda coulda shoulda'?"