Mantra Master Gifts

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

Chicken Affirmations

'Om mani padme hum, om mani padme hum... How hard is THAT?'

"I told you to write your mantra down somewhere."

Ed's ongoing spiritual journey of self-discovery has led him to yet another stint in prison.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Meditation

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Showoff"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Man and brain

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Enlightened Cursing

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Grief counselling'

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"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."