Motto Lover Gifts

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

The American motto is "never put off until tomorrow what you can do today," yet you're always putting things off

'All for one and one for all.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Out of control

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

Dangling Carrots

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

Karine Jean-Pierre

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"