Motto Lover Gifts

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

'All for one and one for all.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Out of control

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Dangling Carrots

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

Karine Jean-Pierre

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"