Chakra Challenger Gifts

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Show off."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Heel! Pass it on."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Third eye

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Spring cleaning.

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"Here's your problem."