Chakra Challenger Pillows

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Lawnmower

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Show off."

"Heel! Pass it on."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Third eye

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Spring cleaning.

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Selling Justice

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"Here's your problem."

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."