Chakra Explorers Gifts

Third eye

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Great, now we're lost."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Who's there?"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'