Chakra Enthusiast Mugs

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

reincarnated worm...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Show off."

"Swing me with your words."

Psychic diving competition.

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

At the poetic justice fair.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

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Guru Greg's Soul Repair

Lancelot put to the Test.

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"You like people and people respond to that."

Third eye

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

"What can you tell me about my life?"

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