Chakra Champ Mugs

"Show off."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Monkey casino study.

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At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Third eye

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

I love Yoga

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

Chi Kick

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"I understand that your chakra may be 'out of alignment', but can we check first if your broken arm might be causing your pain?"

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

'I can't wait for the 2012 'Limpets' to begin...!'

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.

'You might be right that your pain results from a misaligned Charkra...but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it?'

Zane pulls the emergency chord.

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

"...Not only can you talk yourself out of everything. But..."

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'

"You MAY be right and the pain may be the result of a 'misaligned chakra' but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it!"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'