Chakra Champ Prints

"Show off."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Monkey casino study.

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

Third eye

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

"What setting do I use for this?"

I love Yoga

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

Chi Kick

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"I understand that your chakra may be 'out of alignment', but can we check first if your broken arm might be causing your pain?"

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

'I can't wait for the 2012 'Limpets' to begin...!'

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.

'You might be right that your pain results from a misaligned Charkra...but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it?'

"You MAY be right and the pain may be the result of a 'misaligned chakra' but just humour me and let's see if the broken leg has anything to do with it!"

"...Not only can you talk yourself out of everything. But..."

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

Zane pulls the emergency chord.

'Sorry, sir, but your insurance does not cover a third eye.'