Chainsaw Comedic Relief Gifts

A tree's revenge.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Chainsaw and Chair

"Race you to the spleen!"

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

This could be interesting...

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

You B*****D

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

Deforestation