Chainsaw Comedic Relief Mugs

A tree's revenge.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Chainsaw and Chair

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

This could be interesting...

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Deforestation

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

You B*****D

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."