Celibacy Jester Gifts

"Come on, it's nearly Christmas."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Noah's Nark.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'We were just testing our faith.'

"Work's been really hard."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Another wedding

Trump the Jester

"The long prayer peek."