Obedience Jester Gifts

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Dog Training.

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"The long prayer peek."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Noise machines for dogs.

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".