Obedience Jester T-Shirts

Oh, thank god I'm awake! I dreamt they'd give me a treat if I passed a test, but I didn't study and I couldn't remember how to sit.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Agility God

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Training.

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Noise machines for dogs.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'