Obedience Buff T-Shirts

'Is he good or what?!'

"Me, 'sit', I don't mind, it's 'heel' I dread: my master has smelly feet..."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Dog Training.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Monkey casino study.

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

Noise machines for dogs.

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".