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Veterinarians: Back in 5 Min. Sit! Stay!

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Zombie pet tricks.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Dog Training.

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'