Obedience Observer T-Shirts

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."