Obedience School Observer T-Shirts

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Bad dog."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Agility God

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Balloon dog training

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience School Graduation.

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Text!"

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Cruel Pet Tricks