Obedience Whisperer Gifts

You Are Not Your Own Master - The Art of Heeling!

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"