Celibacy Jester Pillows

"Come on, it's nearly Christmas."

"We're following Carrot Top."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Noah's Nark.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

Another wedding

'We were just testing our faith.'

Trump the Jester

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

"The long prayer peek."