Celestial Style Critics Gifts

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

A little night music...

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

Hubble Telescope

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'We haven't had a client in weeks - maybe we should make a promotional video.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"Eighty percent polyester."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Frankly, your credit score concerns me."

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

Cornucopia of space

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

"I'm good thanks."

'Sweet. Free wi-fi.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Forget what Trinny & Susannah said, it doesn't make you look fat!'

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

Rate your stay on earth. Would you recommend earth to a friend?