Celestial Style Critics Pillows

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

A little night music...

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Hubble Telescope

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'We haven't had a client in weeks - maybe we should make a promotional video.'

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

Cornucopia of space

"I'm good thanks."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Forget what Trinny & Susannah said, it doesn't make you look fat!'

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.