Celebrity Divorce Gifts

Sopwerth, Drewry and Sims - Practice Limited to 'celebrity law'.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'She'll be back!!!'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"I need a man who will commit."

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

Months after she broke with the celery, Alice was still being stalked.

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

'My husband is an Astronomer: He treats me like a star...'

Men in women's 101

'He has delusions of grandeur. He thinks I'm in love with him.'

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'I tried to feeding on demand - it led to divorce on demand.'

A wedding cake with paparazzi on the first tier

Boyfriend Shirt, Boyfriend Jeans. . . Boyfriend.

"Lover’s leap" "Wife toss"

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

"Have you got anyone on your books who's desperate and doesn't care what I look like?"

'Have you considered your x-height?'

Fatuous, Vacuous & Superfluous: celebrity lawyers.

'Listen to this one: 'Overweight, wrinkled skin, large ears and nose'... She sounds perfect!'

'I feel sorry for you single people. Nobody to go home to fight with.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

Second marriage vows.

"When you're single, you're neither loved nor hated."

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."