Celebrity Divorce Gifts

Sopwerth, Drewry and Sims - Practice Limited to 'celebrity law'.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'She'll be back!!!'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"I need a man who will commit."

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

Months after she broke with the celery, Alice was still being stalked.

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

'I tried to feeding on demand - it led to divorce on demand.'

'My husband is an Astronomer: He treats me like a star...'

Men in women's 101

'He has delusions of grandeur. He thinks I'm in love with him.'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

Fatuous, Vacuous & Superfluous: celebrity lawyers.

A wedding cake with paparazzi on the first tier

Boyfriend Shirt, Boyfriend Jeans. . . Boyfriend.

"Lover’s leap" "Wife toss"

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'I feel sorry for you single people. Nobody to go home to fight with.'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

"Have you got anyone on your books who's desperate and doesn't care what I look like?"

'Listen to this one: 'Overweight, wrinkled skin, large ears and nose'... She sounds perfect!'

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

Second marriage vows.

"When you're single, you're neither loved nor hated."

Gaydar Repair

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."