'Sorry about that - I needed the closure.'
Recent Break-up Gifts
Looking for a comforting gift for a friend or loved one navigating a recent break-up? Our collection offers a mix of humorous and heartfelt products designed to uplift spirits and provide a bit of solace. Whether it's a funny mug, a cozy pillow, or a playful print, these items serve as gentle reminders that better days are ahead. Celebrate their resilience and show you care with a thoughtful gesture that acknowledges their journey while adding a touch of warmth and humor.
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."
'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'
"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
"I can't believe he brought her."
The prying mantis,
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."
'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'
"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."
"The next dance will be ladies' choice."
'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'
"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"
Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.
Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation
"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"
Blues artis's daily list
'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'
'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'
"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."
'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'
'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'
"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"
Recent Break-up Gifts Collection
Recent Break-up Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for someone going through a recent break-up. Perfect for offering comfort, humor, and a daily boost of positivity.
Recent Break-up Pillows
Browse our pillows that add comfort and a touch of humor to someone’s space, offering solace after a recent breakup with warmth and wit.
Recent Break-up Prints
Discover artwork that inspires resilience and humor—perfect for decorating a space during a healing phase after a recent break-up.
Recent Break-up T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that help navigate a recent break-up with humor and style. A great way to embrace the journey with a light-hearted approach.