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What's the best way to break up with someone without hurting their feelings? Why would you want to do that? The whole point of breaking up with someone is to punish them for their shenanigans, their shortcomings, and their carnal incompetence! Why deny yourself satisfaction?! Every time you bring a tear to the eye of a loser, an angel get her wings.
I thought he was a good listener, but he's just dumb.
"I can't change you, but I can exchange you."
"I fell in love with your quirky air of unpredictability. Now I realise that you're just plain stupid."
Couple burning romance graffiti
"I swapped him for a plant based alternative."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."
'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."
The prying mantis,
Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
"I can't believe he brought her."
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."
'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'
"The next dance will be ladies' choice."
"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"
Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.
'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'
"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."
"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"
Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation
Blues artis's daily list
'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'
"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."
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