Celebrity Assistant Gifts

"That's his secretary."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Tom Hanks

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Do you have an appointment?"

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'