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"That's his secretary."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Bryan Ferry

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Tom Hanks

In - Out - Pending.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

InIn by-products.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'