Performer's Assistant Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a performer’s assistant? Explore our range of clever, personalized products that honor their vital role backstage. Whether on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts capture the wit and dedication of those who keep the show running smoothly.

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Knife thrower's assistant covered in plasters.

Knife thrower's assistant covered in plasters. mockup

Knife thrower's assistant covered in plasters.

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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They hated me.

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Showbiz Awards

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"God, I hope no one asks me to sing." mockup

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

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"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!" mockup

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

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"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons." mockup

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

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"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'" mockup

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

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"We're following Carrot Top."

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"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'" mockup

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

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"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed." mockup

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

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"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me." mockup

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

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Cow Show Tunes

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"Smile when you say that, pardner." mockup

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

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'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.' mockup

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

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"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug." mockup

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

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"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world." mockup

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

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Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition mockup

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

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'Play it again, Sam.'

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"I can't believe he brought her." mockup

"I can't believe he brought her."

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"Bravo!"

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'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!' mockup

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

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Jazz is Invented

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Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin. mockup

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

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"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'" mockup

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

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"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent." mockup

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

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Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death." mockup

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

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"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?" mockup

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

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Henry the amazing talking dog.

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'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.' mockup

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

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"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down." mockup

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

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Performer's Assistant Gifts Collection

Performer's Assistant Mugs

Discover our range of mugs specially designed for performer’s assistants—perfect for coffee, tea, or witty backstage celebrations.

Performer's Assistant Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for a performer’s assistant—soft, fun, and an ideal gift to brighten their day.

Performer's Assistant Prints

Check out our artistic prints celebrating performer’s assistants—great for decorating their backstage or dressing area.

Performer's Assistant T-Shirts

Explore our humorous t-shirts for performer’s assistants—bring a smile to their face with stylish appreciation.