Studio Assistant Gifts

God's studio assistants

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

In - Out - Pending.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Not much money, glory, or praise

InIn by-products.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'Hang on a minute...'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'