Studio Assistant Gifts

God's studio assistants

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

In - Out - Pending.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

InIn by-products.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Hang on a minute...'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."