Cdl Drivers Gifts

'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

Route 666.

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Heavy Traffic.

All You Can Eat

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Gas eyedropper.

Rodin's Coach-Driver

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

Centaur Driver

No Car Bar.

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

'Another short-cut, dear?'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

The truth about ghosts

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interupt, but ...'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

A nice team.

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."