Cdl Drivers Pillows

'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Route 666.

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Heavy Traffic.

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

All You Can Eat

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

Gas eyedropper.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Rodin's Coach-Driver

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

Centaur Driver

The truth about ghosts

'Another short-cut, dear?'

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

No Car Bar.

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

A nice team.

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

"Tell us again how you took five thousand head out to Kansas City and made it back in time to pick up the kids from gymnastics."

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."