Caveman Chronicles Fan Gifts

Prehistoric salesman in used tire lot.

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Any questions?"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

The First Cone of Shame.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Reinventing the Wheel

Used wheels

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

I don

"Too much club."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Grok's Thought Stopping.

Early House Hunting.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"I call it angle-poise"

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,