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Prehistoric salesman in used tire lot.

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

"Daddy's working from home today."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"The invention of taxidermy."

Early Business Planning

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Used wheels

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Too much club."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"I call it angle-poise"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Early House Hunting.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."