Cattlemen Gifts

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

High Riders of the Old West

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'I'm really thirsty.'

"..Not cloudy all day."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'We complete each other...'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Zoom Rodeos

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"This is my urban man cave."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Here comes the pimp.'

"God, I hate cows."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."