Cattlemen Prints

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

High Riders of the Old West

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Zoom Rodeos

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"This is my urban man cave."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Here comes the pimp.'

"God, I hate cows."

"And now read the bottom sirloin, farmer Brown."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."