Cattle Market Regular Gifts

"Great. I can't remember my pen number."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Watching the football.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"He's So Your Type."

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Obese beer drinkers.

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

'Why so stony-faced?'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Muriel and I were like two ships passing in the night -- I was boarded, plundered, and scuttled!'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'