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"Great. I can't remember my pen number."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Watching the football.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

"He's So Your Type."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Obese beer drinkers.

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'Muriel and I were like two ships passing in the night -- I was boarded, plundered, and scuttled!'

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

'Why so stony-faced?'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'