Cattle Drive Humorist Gifts

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

Motorherd

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cow writer.

Moo! OOM!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Snowman carrot substitute.

YAAY! Slam dump!

The Cud Food Guide

Hedge of two moo cows

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Soap Box

A Reversing Cow

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

"She's possessed by the devil!"

"I want you to cut down on the salt lick!"

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

Cow to business man: 'The neck sack is loaded with moolah. Say hello to your cash cow.'

"Stop WAFTING!"