Cattle Drive Humorist T-Shirts

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Motorherd

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cow writer.

Moo! OOM!

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Snowman carrot substitute.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The Cud Food Guide

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Hedge of two moo cows

YAAY! Slam dump!

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Soap Box

A Reversing Cow

"She's possessed by the devil!"

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

"I want you to cut down on the salt lick!"

'Great choice. This one's a classic!'

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'

Cow to business man: 'The neck sack is loaded with moolah. Say hello to your cash cow.'