Cat Custody Warrior Gifts

"We didn't have kids so my wife got custody of the cats. Praise the Lord."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"We should start wearing masks."

"I hate it..."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat on guitar

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'