Cat Custody Warrior Prints

"We didn't have kids so my wife got custody of the cats. Praise the Lord."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

The Cat Spa

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"We should start wearing masks."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"I hate it..."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

String Theory for Beginners.

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

Puss in Heels

Cat Lover's Leap.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat on guitar

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."