Cat Capturers Gifts

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

Rocking Witches.

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Curiosity."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Cat Olympics

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Fisherman and cats

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'138 Days without an accident!'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"What they hell are we looking at."

Don't forget to feed the python...