Cat Capturers Pillows

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

Rocking Witches.

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Curiosity."

Cat Olympics

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Fisherman and cats

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'138 Days without an accident!'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"What they hell are we looking at."

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

Don't forget to feed the python...

Old cat with its own stair lift