Cat Lover With Legal Woes Gifts

'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Space is not for pussies!"

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'How's your new fish?'

"Schrödinger's other cat"

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

'Just as a precautionary measure; is there any way you can get rid of that mask?'

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

101 uses of a dead cat: stool