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'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'How's your new fish?'

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'Just as a precautionary measure; is there any way you can get rid of that mask?'

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper