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"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'How's your new fish?'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

101 uses of a dead cat: bellows.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

101 uses of a dead cat: bike rack

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

101 uses of a dead cat: toupee.

101 uses of a dead cat: balloon

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

101 Uses Of a Dead Cat: Majorette.

'You threw away the claws! I didn't want the cat! I wanted the claws!"

101 uses of a dead cat: signpost

101 uses of a dead cat: machine gun.

101 uses of a dead cat: kite.

101 uses of a dead cat: xylophone.

"Come in, I've been expecting you..."

"Space is not for pussies!"

"I didn't know you had a vegan cat."

'I'm afraid I've got a repossession order for that handcart Sir...'

Schrödinger and his cat

Schrodinger's Black Box

101 uses of a dead cat: tie rack.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

101 uses of a dead cat: traffic cone

101 uses of a dead cat: darts

101 uses of a dead cat: egg cup.

"He would rather die than salivate!"

101 uses of a dead cat: bridge steps.

"Schrödinger's other cat"

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

101 uses of a dead cat: sumo diaper.

101 uses of a dead cat: lifejacket

101 uses of a dead cat: breakfast in bed table.