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101 uses of a dead cat: floatation devices.

101 uses of a dead cat: mooring post.

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

Biofelineism

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"Space is not for pussies!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'How's your new fish?'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Schrödinger's other cat"

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

"John, the story isn't bad but leave those cat picture."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Evil clown.

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."