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101 uses of a dead cat: back scratcher.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Hell No Kitty

'I hate surprises!'

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

At death's door

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"We like your business plan."

You guys go ahead - I'm an inside cat.

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

101 uses of a dead cat: pointer.

Stop doing that!

101 uses of a dead cat: floatation devices.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Romulus and Remus

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

101 uses of a dead cat: prosthetic hook hand.

'How's the new goldfish? He's just eaten the cat.'

'You can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

101 uses of a dead cat: vehicle bumpers.

Mouse has fought a cat and won by severing his head with a sword and is holding it aloft in victory.