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Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

God in the bunker.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Desert Planet

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I spy something blue."

"Delivery."

"At last - no Trump."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"